కూర్చుని లేవలేనమ్మ వంగి శివరాత్రికి వస్తానన్నదట

kurchuni levalenamma vangi shivaratriki vastanannadata

Translation

A lady who cannot even stand up from a sitting position promised to attend the Shivaratri festival by bending/trekking.

Meaning

This proverb is used to mock people who cannot perform even the simplest of tasks but make grand, unrealistic promises about completing much more difficult or ambitious ones. It highlights the irony of someone lacking basic capability yet claiming they will achieve something extraordinary.

Related Phrases

By Shivaratri, mangoes grow to the size of Shivalingas.

This is a traditional agricultural observation or proverb indicating that by the time of the Maha Shivaratri festival (usually in late February or early March), the young green mangoes on the trees should have grown to a significant size, comparable to small stone lingas. It serves as a seasonal marker for the growth of the mango crop.

He can't even stand up from a sitting position, but he says he will go on a pilgrimage by crawling.

This proverb is used to mock people who boast about doing impossible or grand tasks when they are incapable of performing even the simplest, basic duties. It highlights the irony of someone lacking the capacity for a small effort while claiming they can achieve something much more difficult.

By Maha Shivaratri, the cold departs saying 'Shiva Shiva'.

This is a popular seasonal saying in Telugu culture indicating that the peak winter season ends with the Maha Shivaratri festival. It suggests that the intensity of the cold weather significantly diminishes after this day, marking the transition into spring and summer.

He cannot even stand up from a sitting position, but says he will jump and kick the palm fruits

This proverb is used to describe a person who lacks the basic ability or means to perform a simple task, yet boasts about achieving something incredibly difficult or impossible. It highlights the irony of making grand claims without even having fundamental capabilities.

By Maha Shivaratri, the cold leaves saying 'Shiva Shiva'.

This is a popular Telugu saying indicating that the winter season officially ends and the weather starts warming up after the festival of Maha Shivaratri. It describes the seasonal transition from winter to spring.

He could not rise from his seat and yet he proposed to crawl to the holy place.

This expression is used to mock someone who talks about undertaking massive, ambitious tasks when they are incapable of performing even the simplest, basic chores. It highlights a lack of self-awareness regarding one's own limitations or laziness.

Offering to do that which is difficult, when unable to do that which is easy. * Crea el cuello, y sacarte ha los ocios. 16

Do not believe the man who says he will give, nor the woman who says she will come.

This proverb warns against relying on verbal promises or superficial assurances regarding material gain or romantic interest. It suggests that people often make empty promises to please others or to get out of a situation, and one should only believe actions rather than words.

Like saying 'I cannot sit and cook food, but I can bend and visit a holy place.'

This expression is used to describe a lazy person who makes excuses for necessary daily work (like cooking) but is willing to do things that involve outings or entertainment. It highlights selective laziness and hypocrisy.

He cannot even get up from a sitting position, but he says he will jump and kick a palmyra fruit.

This proverb is used to describe someone who lacks the basic ability or resources to perform a simple task, yet makes boastful claims about achieving something incredibly difficult or impossible. It mocks overambition and empty boasting by highlighting the gap between a person's actual capacity and their tall claims.

He could not stand up, yet he talked of jumping up and kicking down a palmyra fruit.

This expression is used to describe someone who boasts about achieving grand, impossible feats while they are incapable of performing even the simplest, basic tasks. It mocks overambition and empty bragging by highlighting the gap between a person's actual ability and their claims.

Vain boasting.