చెవిటి చెన్నారమా అంటే చెనిగలు పదకొండు అందిట

cheviti chennarama ante chenigalu padakondu andita

Translation

When asked 'Deaf Chennamma?', she replied 'Eleven chickpeas'

Meaning

This proverb is used to describe a situation where there is a complete lack of communication or relevance between a question and an answer. It refers to someone who either misunderstands due to being hard of hearing or simply gives a totally unrelated response to what was asked.

Related Phrases

When the deaf old lady was asked to bring the well-rope, she replied "I have never seen earrings in all my life."

This proverb describes a situation where there is a complete lack of communication or relevance in a conversation. It is used when someone gives an answer that is totally unrelated to the question asked, usually due to a misunderstanding, ignorance, or a tendency to focus only on their own personal concerns regardless of the context.

Applied to a stupid person not doing what he is told.

Like being told to go to Chennai after being ruined.

This proverb suggests that when a person loses everything or fails in their hometown, they head to a big city (historically Chennai/Madras for Telugus) to start over or find new opportunities. It is used to describe a situation where someone seeks a fresh start in a distant place after a setback.

When asked to apply eye drops (or medicinal milk), she said the pearl millet in the field is ready.

This expression is used to describe a situation where someone gives a completely irrelevant or mismatched answer to a specific question. It highlights a lack of communication, poor listening, or an intentional avoidance of the topic at hand.

The well-rope of Kondaveedu

This expression is used to describe something that is excessively long, tedious, or never-ending. It refers to a legendary rope used at the deep wells of the Kondaveedu Fort, implying a task or a story that stretches on indefinitely.

Like a six-measure deaf person giving advice to a three-measure deaf person.

This proverb describes a situation where an incompetent or ignorant person tries to advise someone who is also incompetent. It highlights the irony and futility of seeking guidance from someone whose shortcomings are even greater than one's own. It is used when two people who lack knowledge in a subject try to solve a problem together, leading to a useless outcome.

Like a well-rope at Konḍaviḍu. Where water is very scarce and the wells very deep. Said of a long-winded story.

This expression refers to something that is extraordinarily long, never-ending, or excessively lengthy. It is typically used to describe long stories, speeches, documents, or processes that seem to go on forever without reaching a conclusion.

When a deaf old lady was asked to bring the well-rope, she replied that she had never known or seen earrings in her life.

This proverb is used to describe a situation where someone gives a completely irrelevant answer because they didn't understand the question, or when there is a significant communication gap. It highlights the absurdity of 'talking at cross-purposes' where one person's request has nothing to do with the other person's response.

Ruined, go to Chennâpaṭṭaṇam. To recover your fortune.

This proverb suggests that if one loses their livelihood or property in their village, they should head to a big city (historically Madras, now Chennai) to find new opportunities and start over. It highlights that large cities provide diverse ways to make a living and survive even when one has hit rock bottom.

When asked 'Deaf Chennappa?', he replied 'Chickpea Mallappa'

This proverb is used to describe a situation where there is a total lack of communication or understanding between two people. It refers to a conversation where one person's words are completely misinterpreted by another, often leading to an irrelevant or absurd response, similar to 'talking at cross-purposes'.

Like blowing a conch in the ears of the deaf.

It refers to making a complaint to someone, who does not even pay attention to the complaint – much less, act on it; it does not serve any purpose.